LOL this story had me cracking up when I first heard it. This made my freaking day! Here's how the satirical story went:

Justin Bieber was at a Starbucks in LA. He went to the counter and ordered a Caramel Apple Machiatto. But the barista refused to serve him. He was refused because he didn't have on a shirt and his pants were sagging showing his underwear. His attire violated company policy and was refused service unless he dressed appropriately. Justin went ballistic. Berating the barista and threatening to have him beaten up by his bodyguard. Blake Griffin over heard the altercation and stepped in on the barista's behalf. Blake and Justin had a few words going back and forth, Blake was pushed and Blake responded by slapping Justin to the floor. According to a witness Blake Griffin slapped the shit out of Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber ended up stumbling out of the Starbucks appearing to be crying. Police were called but Justin Bieber was gone before the Police arrived.

So Sad, How HILARIOUSLY Sad! LOL

Blake Griffin and Justin Bieber have denied the rumors and it is an internet hoax. Just like the satirical story of Michael Jordan being robbed in Chicago at a signing or the stories about Sinbad and Jackie Chan being dead. Same thing.