Kellen Winslow, Jr has been caught RED HANDED! Alright here's the story, Kellen was looking for a Boston Market. He got lost and pulled over in a parking lot of Target. A woman pulled in next to him and saw him in his Cadillac truck and decided to make small talk with him. BIG MISTAKE! When she walked up to his window the woman was shocked to see his erect penis. The 58-year old woman called the police and reported a man publicly masturbating. The police arrived and placed Kellen under arrest. He was not charged with the public masturbation. Kellen was arrested for the possession of synthetic marijuana called "Mr. Happy" which he admitted to smoking because it helps him relax.

Here's a detailed account of Kellen's Run-in with the police:

The 30-year-old former Pro Bowler was arrested on November 19th … after cops in New Jersey received a tip about a man in a Target parking lot “pleasuring himself” in his vehicle.
According to the report, a 58-year-old white lady had pulled up next to Kellen’s Cadillac Escalade around 5:30pm and noticed Kellen sitting in the driver’s seat with the window open.
The woman says she tried to make small talk about the weather (it was really cold) and that’s when she saw his erect penis … and called the cops.
When cops arrived to the scene, they reportedly found two open containers of vaseline in the car … along with synthetic marijuana labelled “Mr. Happy” — and Kellen admitted he smokes the stuff to help him relax.
Cops asked Kellen what he was doing in the parking lot and he said he was looking for a Boston Market but got lost. Cops note that K’s penis was not exposed when they arrived.
Kellen was eventually arrested and hauled to a nearby station.
Winslow Jr. was never charged with anything related to alleged public masturbating — but he was hit with drug charges for the synthetic weed … and last week, pleaded not guilty.

Once the news hit about Kellen's alleged car cap off LOL. His rep responded with this statement:

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home.”
The rep continued, “There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”

Apparently yesterday there was a photo floating around twitter that was allegedly Mister Joe Budden Himself. However the face of the person is completely blocked out and it is difficult to tell if it is actually him or not.

Photo via BackOntheBlog/Photo Modified By PsychDesignTV

Joe Budden completely denies that this picture is him but I don't know. I saw some pics on the net and well they look similar. I'm not gonna say its him I'm just gonna say its possible.

Source: BackOnTheBlog

Well apparently there is a man in Pennsylvania who has a strange love of cheese and is not afraid to show it. The mysterious and SICK Swiss Cheese Pervert drives around in his silver or black sedan, exposes himself to women, and offers them money to perform oral sex on him with the cheese. Several people have reported the man harassing them and the Special Victims Unit of Mayfair, Penn are currently investigating. The The Mayfair Town Watch of Mayfair, Penn posted a picture of the man on facebook to warn the women of Mayfair, Penn to be careful and be on the lookout of this sick individual. Friday a young lady from the town posted to her twitter account that she had seen the guy and he was a true creep.

“We never had very many discussions around marriage. I personally never initiated any conversations around marriage,” 

Throughout the trial Kelley was asked about his infidelities 3 months before and after the supposed proposal and here's his answer:

“It's possible. Throughout our ten-year relationship, there will be very emotional times and you will do things that doesn’t necessarily represent, you know, the actuality of life,” he said in court, the document states.

SMDH

Ultimately the judge ruled in Melissa Cooper's favor. The judge awarded her with $43,500 and $6,500 in attorney's fees. Christopher Kelley appealed the court's decision, claiming that his promise to marry was a part of “meretricious relationship and therefore not enforceable ”
(BTW: If you're not familiar with the word meretricious here's a definition: apparently attractive but having in reality no value or integrity i.e. characteristic of a prostitute.) basically calling her a glorified hoe with benefits. Even with Mr. Kelley's appalling words and actions, the Appellate Court still upheld the decision of the original court.

Melissa Cooper's attorney was very vocal about the law and the states the need to re-enact common law marriage:

“By law the marriage doesn’t exist, but for practical purposes, it’s a marriage,” Smith said. “They were together for 10 years. They acquired property together.”

Melissa plans to purchase a home for herself and her two children with part of her settlement. Melissa has primary physical custody over their child and he pays her child support.

Read more: StraightFromTheA

No the title of this blog is not wrong and you do not need to rub your eyes. This guy Alan Markovitz bought a house DIRECTLY next door to his ex-wife and placed a bronze middle finger statue in the backyard facing her house! Crazy right? Then he goes a step further to ensure that statue is always seen from her house (even at night) he lights the statue up with a big broad spotlight.


Who is Alan Markovitz? Well he's the owner of some of Detroit's most popular Gentleman's Clubs and he's an accomplished author of the book entitled:  Topless Prophet: The True Story of America's Most Successful Gentleman's Club Entrepreneur. Which is going to be turned into a Cinemax series in the near future.

But why? Why put this statue in the yard and go through all this trouble? Should be some of the questions on everybody's mind at this moment. Well read the article below via GAWKER that should explain his bitterness:

Markovitz has a 17-year-old daughter from a previous relationship who lives with him. He was married for two years to a woman he met at a friend's birthday party at an Auburn Hills restaurant. But they recently divorced. He said his wife, a native of Slovakia, was cheating on him with someone he knew. She moved in with the guy two days after moving out of the house. 

"He broke the Man Code. He’s a total freakin’ asshole,” Markovitz says. “Real men don’t do that to another guy."

Well there you have it.  I guess now your wonder who this woman is....Well I'll tell you! Her name is Lenka Tuohy. And she posted the pics on Twitter. I saw her tweets on GAWKER's site but her tweets have since been protected. I guess after her pictures have gone viral she didn't want anyone having access to her personal twitter. Understandable. Either way it seems Tuohy was casting her rod in too many ponds. But to be so callous as to cheat with someone her husband knew and was obviously close to. And then move into his house afterwards is the stupidest thing I've ever heard but its not unfamiliar. This happens all the time and it NEVER works out.

 Ladies and Gents take note:

1- In relationships Karma is a BITCH! Whatever kind of hell you put into a relationship expect it to come back on you 10 fold! If you know you can't take the pain and heartache your causing then why would you put that on someone you love or like?
2- You lose them how you get them. Its a FACT. Never build a relationship on shaky ground. Make sure your relationship is built on a foundation of truth and trust. If a man is willing to sleep with you while in a relationship it doesn't speak much for his character and what he's about. Now don't get me wrong not all men who do this are bad people its just when you are willing to put your morals aside then what are you willing to do for the sake of saying you have someone. It sounds like you are very insecure and need some serious help.
3- Trust is Key! If you want any peace and tranquility in your relationship you have to have trust.

Anyway I think the statue is a little childish but its absolutely HILARIOUS! I'm sure after he gets over the initial shock of the way she left he'll take down the statue or move away. Other than it is what it is. But instead of putting up the statue he could have just put her on Shesahomewrecker.com! LOL I'm so messy!

Here's the question I pose:

Would you spend the money on a memento to torment or to tell off your spouse after they hurt you? Would it be worth it? Why?


Source: GAWKER